ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
