why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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