real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?Â
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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