just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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