I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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