Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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