Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it