It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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