i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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