what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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