The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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