So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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