i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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