ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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