He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
