Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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