We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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