Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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