What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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