Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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