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• (509): View more from Washington

  you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin

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  and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"

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• (212): View more from New York

  He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final

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• (562): View more from California

  don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow

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• (925): View more from California

  she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary

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