Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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