i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.