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• (702): View more from Nevada

  i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  His little brother walked in on us. Six times.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...

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• (510): View more from California

  you told grandpa to call you daddy

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.

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