4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Even my vagina gasped.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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