yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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