How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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