were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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