I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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