Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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