ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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