Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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