That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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