So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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