plz talk dirty to me
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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