I want to make a zoo with you.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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