Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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