Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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