What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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