that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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