can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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