If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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