barbara walters just said penis...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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