windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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