clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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