Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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