dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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