I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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