i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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