my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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