are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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