The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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