That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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