I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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