can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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