do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think my moral compass just broke
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Randomize
