im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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